Pathan Ke Sar Men Chot Lag Gai To Vah Hospital Gaya Nars: Ismen 7 Tanke Lagenge Pathan: Kitna Paisa Lagega? Nars: 700 Rupaye Lagenge Pathan: Yaara Hamne Tanke Lagwane Hain Kadhai Nahin Karani
Sabhi Patniyon Ke Liye Unke Patidev Dwara: Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baten Karte Hai Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota; Aur Tum N Hoti To . .. ... Paisa Hi Paisa Hota!
Apni Patni Ko 100% Kamai Dene Se 10% Ka Sukh Milta Hai Kisi Dusre Ki Patni Ko Apni Kamai Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai Paisa Aapka Aur Faisla Bhi Aapka . .. ... Jago Grahak Jago
Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota. Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti? Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!